funny poems
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SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN, HE CAN DANCE LIKE ANY WHITE MAN CAN, SPINS AROUND, REALLY FAST, TRIES TO SHAKE THAT SPIDEY ASS, LOOK OUT! HERE COMES THE SPIDERMAN....(just for fun..)
September 6th, 2008
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Mr. Lucious Nasty
just a poem that i made up it sort of makes fun off the worst teacher i've ever had
September 5th, 2008
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Miss Mary Mac
Me and my friend Holly came up with this at school. it's a bit weird but I think its cool!
September 5th, 2008
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I forgot to laugh
Note: I wrote this only cause I was reading a story on here and it was really sad. So this idea then popped in my head and volla! I made it sound like someone I know died. Sorry about that.
September 3rd, 2008
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On my date
not for the weak of heart!..... or is it?
August 30th, 2008
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My Uterin Lining is Bleeding...
...It hurts too
August 28th, 2008
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Last Night
wtf?
August 27th, 2008
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The Tradgic Life of Doritos
put yourself in the place of a dorito bag.
August 27th, 2008
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Ode to Math Class
funny :)
August 26th, 2008
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The Colors of Personality
not my fav
August 23rd, 2008
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You'd Better Answer Your Phone
A super silly song I wrote with/for a friend. :)
August 22nd, 2008
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Little Jimmy
A boy version of Violet, from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, who paid a worse price.
August 21st, 2008
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Roses are red
I heard it once. Not sure where. Quite funny.
August 19th, 2008
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"Trust me,Trust me."
I dunno...I'm bored. please comment? :D
August 13th, 2008
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The Search For Happiness
I wrote this for my amazing boyfriend because I love him and care about him so much, so please enjoy :]
August 13th, 2008
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Beena
A poem about myself
August 12th, 2008
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Crack
i honestly dont know. i was bored and thought of the word CRACK! haha
August 11th, 2008
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Twisted up Nusery Rhyme
A reason to go Vegan!
August 11th, 2008
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I am the wolf
August 10th, 2008
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A Short Tale Of A Hobo's Night.
this isn't meant to be taken seriously...I made it in under 5 minutes. =P
August 10th, 2008
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Helen: A Limerick
Funny?
August 8th, 2008
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Imagine
It's cute :)
August 6th, 2008
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Angst
"Dear Diary, My life is a black hole and my heart is cold as ice. All because mum told me to wash the dishes; clean my room. Dear satan, I do hate life."
August 6th, 2008
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Addiction
funny, hope you like it
August 3rd, 2008
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ode to marshmellows
very funny!!!
August 1st, 2008
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Kiss Me Twice
Another funny poem, sort of like Rose. Mischief, romance, adventure, comedy..read! ^_^
July 29th, 2008
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Comedy In a Graveyard
funny testiments that I wrote, that are meant to me engraved into the headstones of the deceased. Some of these are actually written on the headstones in our local cemetery (i didn't write those)
July 28th, 2008
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Polite Eating (don't try this at home)
I would not advice doing this on a dinner date hehe xD it's for fun
July 28th, 2008
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You and Me
Lets see the world, just the two of us. Sweet little love poem. Read ^_^
July 25th, 2008
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What I Want to Say
i'm going to spontaneously write this
July 25th, 2008